Selected Referees' Remarks

The Method of Controlled Enthusiasm:
"The Associate Editor feels it is of some interest and reports in a generally favorable way. However, a major revision is necessary along the lines suggested by referee B."

The Editor's Letter from Hell:
"Thank you for sending in the second revision of your paper. After consulting the Editorial Board, we put it through the shredder. We look forward to receiving your submissions in the future."
[To be continued]